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Posted on October 19, 2008 / Fun


In the spirit of Halloween my cousin and I were playing with the idea of dressing up as New Jersey guido douchebags. But in order to be a Jersey Douchebag I need to think, talk and walk like a jersey douchbag so it made me realize that eitherI am a douchebagor I need to learn to be a douchebag. I'm going to have to say that I'm not a douchebag. But you never know. So I guess we'll have to define the sterotypical douchebag and therein I will discourse you on Douchebaggery 101.

I once read this article called "5 Douchebag Behaviors explained by Science" and it correlated "Douchebag behaviors" with pyschological diseases or problems. Made me wonder, is douchebaggery genetic? Is there a douchebag gene? Or are these certain psychological explanations...

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Posted on August 25, 2008 / Random

I don't know about you guys but i love the fact that i can text message. Mostly for the obvious reasons, its quick communication you can use anytime without any even knowing your communicating. Also, it helps to communicate when you don't want to talk on the phone.

Well finally my mom got an SMS plan. Thank god! I dunno about you guys butmy mom calls me at least 3 times a day. Just to see what I'm up to, what I'm doing, etc. Now, though, she just texts me in her broken, terrible text message lingo, "John are you in boston how is your friend mom". did you notice there wasnot a single periodin the message. and she always signs it as "mom" as if i don't know who's sending the message.

Anyway, i feel liberated. No more phone calls bothering me....

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